My take on the debate (Day 1):
Feldman – sounded whiney . . . looked out of place . . . but the “not sucked” line was gold . . .
Johnson – probably has the most annoying voice of any politician . . . maybe he could win 10% if he took a vow of silence for the next 6 months . . . his voice is full of apprehension as if he isn’t sure if he should be saying what he’s saying when he says it. . . annoying as hell . . . again, how could this guy be elected dogcatcher much less governor?
McAfee – acts drunk as hell . . . the cussing was off-putting (weren’t there women in attendance?) . . . hard to hear or understand what this madman is saying at times . . . but what I could make out sounded strong and forceful . . .
Perry – goofy, goofy, goofy . . . embodies the song “Boxcar Blues” and looks the part . . . but was honest and consistent . . . had good substance and oneliners
Petersen – Marco Rubio wannabe (but with a pyramid pile of pussy instead of gay foam parties) . . . looks like a stereotypical asshole politician . . . had some good oneliners and took Johnson to task for picking Weld . . . hearing Weld getting booed while in attendance just warmed my heart . . .
But who wasn’t there?
Robert Milnes – I heard he was going to Denver, finally taking up Doug Stanhope’s offer to pay his travel expenses to the 2008 convention . . . but got distracted by a tv news reporter on tv so won’t be able to make it . . .
Derrick Michael Reid – heard he’s in Washington . . . measuring curtains in the White House . . .
Nathan Norman – I heard he’s in O-town . . . hanging out with Austin Gillespie . . . plotting a convention takeover . . . nothing to see . . .